lulz

10 minutes left of my lunch break, thought I’d share a few things that were sent to me ^_^

 This little animal is called the Naked Mole-Rat and is from Africa

So if you are having a bad day and feeling sorry for yourself, remember:

You could look like a dick with buck teeth.

I just heard my boss say ‘we had a few lulz’ on the phone. She’s like 50. Thats weird haha.

Oh and here’s the first Christmas joke of the year…

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

‘In honor of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.’

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. ‘It represents a candle’, he said.

‘You may pass through the pearly gates’ Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, ‘They’re bells.’

Saint Peter said ‘You may pass through the pearly gates’.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, ‘And just what do those symbolize?’

The man replied, ‘These are Carols.’

 

And So The Christmas Season Begins…